Been down so long you think the
gutter is the sky? Afraid of tempting the fates by asking, "How can it get worse?" It’s
exhausting picking yourself up again and again. So relax.
Here’s help:
scented with optimism
To activate: squeeze a generous
dollop into warm, running water or lather directly onto
skin. Step into the water
a melancholy figure and out of the steam a new person with
the power to affect change and overcome adversity. Keep
your ID handy, as you wonít be able to recognize
yourself in the mirror. For an instantaneously positive
outlook, weíve infused this formula with optimism-promoting
bergamot.
It’s not magic; it just works. |
