I AM MAD
I am warning you – I am having a NOT very good day.
I want to yell and scream loudly. I want to put paste in
someone’s hair. I am the opposite of happy. And also,
I am angry and frustrated and cranky and upset too. I am
seriously fed up. You cannot make me smile, even giggle a
little. Even if you tickle me. I am that MAD!
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HOW TO MAKE IT WORK:
Squeeze a glop of Goop into your hands. Pound it. Squeeze it. Mush it hard. Take
all your icky feelings out on the Goop. Run the Goop under warm water, take
a deep breath and count to ten slowly… By the time you get to eight
you will be your old giggle self again. It’s time to wave goodbye to
all your bad thoughts and feelings as they slip and slide and disappear down
the drain.
Do NOT, NOT, NOT eat Goop. Although it
may look and smell yummy, Goop is NOT food and cannot be
digested by stuffed animals, real animals, humans, dolls,
action figures, plants or electronic devices. |
